My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
Wandering around back stage at a willie Nelson concert is a bit like being the parrot on the shoulder of the guy… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
The only thing that really differentiates Texas from any other place in the world is the proclivity of its people to urinate… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
Most people, of course, spend their lives caring about the wrong things. The worry about South Africa or Nicaragua. They spend so… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
All my adult life I've been in the practice of giving advice to people who are happier than I am. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
That's the government. Having been a politician and a musician, I can tell you which one is a higher calling. If musicians ran the… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people.… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
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