That's the government. Having been a politician and a musician, I can tell you which one is a higher calling. If musicians… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody's face and a chill up… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get, — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us.… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
“Politics is the only field of human endeavor where the more experience you have, the worse you get.” — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
That's the government. Having been a politician and a musician, I can tell you which one is a higher calling. If musicians ran the… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people.… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
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