I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
That's the government. Having been a politician and a musician, I can tell you which one is a higher calling. If musicians ran the… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people.… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image