Accessories Quote by Ron Brackin

To be beautiful in Texas, you had to be blonde and blue-eyed and have a name like Ann.

— Sarah Shahi

“Apparently, I'm a sucker for a man with belt buckles the size of Texas.”

— Rachel Harris

“After all, deep in every Texan’s heart, there remains the steadfast belief that any problem can be solved with a big enough gun.”

— Robert Jackson Bennett

“Go figure, but Texans seem to be a lot more comfortable around disastrous house fires than they are around anal sex.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Because, in the end, it takes a heck of a lot more than queso, Dr Pepper, and hair spray to make a real Texas…

— Sarah Bird

“OK isn’t just all right—it’s also the abbreviation for the state above Texas.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I start quoting myself, someone shoot me. My people are from Texas, so they'd know what to do.”

— td Whittle

“Me and the Texas Woman, it was not love at first sight. In fact, my match with her was a bit of an arranged…

— Sarah Bird

“Girlie, I'm front Texas. We shoot at each other to say good morning.”

— Kristen Ashley

If there is any state that typifies prototypical 'Murica' where the trucks and the guns are big and the social safety net is oh…

— Krystal Ball

“New Mexico, New Jersey, New Hampshire; there isn't a New Texas because we got it right the first time." -Donna Irwin”

— Donna Irwin

Even though my mother had told me growing up that, 'If you win, nobody cares what color you are,' that wasn't necessarily true in…

— Warren Moon