Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

“Texas was ungodly hot. Like the circles of hell kind of hot.”

— J. Lynn

“Yeah, well, anal is about a lot more than sex.”

— Tracy Wolff

I thought of telling him that if it wasn't for Oklahoman cowboys and Mexican whores having a bit of fun, there would've been no…

— Ilona Andrews

I think Texans have more fun than the rest of the world

— Tommy Tune

“If I start quoting myself, someone shoot me. My people are from Texas, so they'd know what to do.”

— td Whittle

“Texas was ungodly hot. Like the circles of hell kind of hot. Even in the shaded interior of the rental car with cool air…

— J. Lynn

“Guess our sex is hot, we start fires.”

— Toni Aleo

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

— George Carlin

“Fire is no laughing matter. In a drunken attempt to appear womanly, my neighbor tried to burn her pubes off when she was fifteen,…

— Brian Celio

“In Texas, two things are cherished above all else- football and gossip.”

— Cora Carmack

“Texas is undeniable...We were already almost out of America and yet definitely in it and in the middle of where it's maddest.”

— Jack Kerouac

“Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is…

— Butch Hancock