If I'm in a town for very long, usually I'll work out in the comedy club just to keep my chops or… — Ron White Copy Share Image
Vegas is famous for a lot of things, and bad marriages are one of them. Margo and I are proof that you… — Ron White Copy Share Image
I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take… — Ron White Copy Share Image
Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won't give my TV show. I put it in my live show. — Ron White Copy Share Image
Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it's about. The content's got to be great, but then it's got… — Ron White Copy Share Image
TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it. — Ron White Copy Share Image
The bulk of my fans are my age, and I'm aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They… — Ron White Copy Share Image
Any time someone achieves success before they've earned it, it always comes back to haunt them. — Ron White Copy Share Image
I BELIEVE THAT IF LIFE GIVES U LEMONS U SHOULD MAKE A LEMONADE...AND TRY TO FIND SOMEONE WHOSE LIFE HAS GIVEN THEM VODKA,AND JUST… — RON WHITE Copy Share Image
I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm… — Ron White Copy Share Image
When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable - onstage, talking, making 'em laugh… — Ron White Copy Share Image
There's no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don't exist. — Ron White Copy Share Image
I don't like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that's the stuff that made… — Ron White Copy Share Image
Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin. — Ron White Copy Share Image
I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever - plumbers and drywall hangers. — Ron White Copy Share Image
All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't know what else I could… — Ron White Copy Share Image
In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill… — Ron White Copy Share Image
