Club Quote by Ron White

I don't go to comedy clubs unless I'm working. And when I do work, I come in, I do my time and I leave.…

— Ralphie May

I'm always working on new music or I'm on the road.

— Hardwell

I'm really excited to get into some comedy music and do it no holds barred and work with my favorite artists, people who I…

— Chris Redd

Doing 'Comedy Bang! Bang!,' you have to play at the top of your abilities, so it is so fun to get that opportunity. I've…

— Lauren Lapkus

People are meant to be certain places, and I think I'm meant to be on a sound stage doing situation comedy.

— Bob Newhart

I don't have a lot of recreation time. I've always been under the assumption that if you're selling tickets you need to work. The…

— Larry the Cable Guy

I've never done a comedy club in my life. It's weird because I don't have the same background as most comics. I don't have…

— Billy Connolly

I've often been told that if music doesn't work out I could be a comedian.

— Jade Bird

If I had to perform in a comedy club I would bomb; I would be trying too hard.

— Henry Rollins

Comedy is a lot of fun if you have costars who can help you perform better.

— Lara Dutta

If I'm not in the theatre, I'm in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just…

— Ron White

If I didn't have a gig, I used to ring up all the comedy clubs across the country and go, 'If anyone drops out,…

— Jim Jefferies