Bars Quote by Molly Ivins

If you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill ya back.

— Ron White

Humanism is not alive and well in Texas. Different colors and types of Texans do not like one another, nor do they pretend to.

— Molly Ivins

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

— George Carlin

Texas women have an amazing sense of purpose when they lose it. They're the best girls in the world - they're loyal and fun,…

— John Cusack

I think Texans have more fun than the rest of the world

— Tommy Tune

Texans are by nature independent people.

— Joe Barton

If there is any state that typifies prototypical 'Murica' where the trucks and the guns are big and the social safety net is oh…

— Krystal Ball

Texas is so wrapped up in myth and legend, it's hard to know what the state and its people are really about. Real Texans,…

— Joe R. Lansdale

I love Texas too well to bring civil strife and bloodshed upon her.

— Sam Houston

Something about Texas I'm not proud of is that our state murdered 37 people last year alone.

— Richard Linklater

Oh, it doesn't work at all. That's the problem! It's an endless, halting parade of inspections, bribes, and nonsense-but if you're aboard a Texas…

— Cherie Priest

Texas has arguably the most extreme separation between the well off and everyday people in the United States.

— Don Baylor