Anything Quote by Katherine Ryan

I know what I want to talk about, but I don't really know what's funny about a joke until I perform it in front…

— James Acaster

I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or…

— Bill Burr

I come up with my jokes by thinking of a topic.

— Anthony Jeselnik

I never really write the jokes. I just sit down over a week or two and try to figure out what I want to…

— Chris Rock

If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to.

— Ron Livingston

The jokes I was always attracted to, and that I would tell for the longest, were jokes where I cared about the subject. Whenever…

— W. Kamau Bell

I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out.

— Marc Maron

I like talking about subjects that aren't funny in the first place and making them funny. So anything down and depressing is something I'll…

— Chris Rock

Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think…

— Bo Burnham

Artistically, I find jokes really satisfying aesthetically, because there's something great about getting an idea down to a sentence or two.

— Demetri Martin

I tend to process stuff by making jokes about it. It's something that makes me annoying to be around in times of real crisis.

— Alexandra Petri

Some subjects are so serious that one can only joke about them.

— Niels Bohr