Evening Quote by Eric Idle Download Open image “You could write a joke in the pub at lunchtime and watch it performed on television that evening.” — Eric Idle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Evening Jokes Lunchtime Pubs Television Watches Writing
I'd actually love to do comedy. It would be great to go to work to get a laugh. — Adrian Dunbar Copy Share Image
The goal is doing stand-up on TV somewhere, which is what I'm working on. Something on latenight or Comedy Central, but - I dunno,… — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
When you host a show you have to hopefully be funny at the top and set the tone for a really fun evening. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
If someone's a nurse and they're going to the Comedy Cellar on a Thursday night and they paid $30 and a two-drink minimum to… — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
If you are not on TV, you don't really exist. I want to bring my comedy to the world and tell my story to… — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
If I was at the Comedy Cellar at midnight you yelled at the back of the room. But you, for television, play it to… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I'd love to do something funny. Our work often deals with tough subjects. You do your research and it can be quite dark. So… — Adrian Dunbar Copy Share Image
I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
I found doing that kind of comedy without an audience is just... for me, it's almost impossible. You need the audience to do their… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I'm more of a comedian. I wouldn't mind being on SNL (Saturday Night Live). I think that would be cool. — Cheyenne Kimball Copy Share Image
I wanted to do an hour-long show, and I wanted to something that was dramatic and sometimes funny and humorous, as well. I'm just… — Ron Glass Copy Share Image
“Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it, life's a laugh and deat's a joke, it's true: You'll se it's all a… — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
Having little money to spend was a valuable learning experience. My schooling also shaped my work ethic because while other children were listening to… — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
Americans like to think 'Python' is how English people really are. There is an element of truth to that. — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
If you're famous, you have to [be overly generous], otherwise people say, "Eric Idle came in and only left me $4." I always tip… — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
At least in America, you have freedom of speech, which is a good thing. It's just a question of whether you're allowed to use… — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
Many years ago I also bought a house in Provence for about 70,000 francs. It had no electricity or running water, and no road… — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
No day of my life passes without someone saying the words 'Monty Python' to me. It's not bad. — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
“sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will make me cry by myself in a corner for hours.” — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount of comedy that is permitted, and clearly a healthy society… — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
Once ye made up yer mind to do somethin', 'tis better t'stumble o'er the small hillock of jump-ahead than t'bash yer head on the… — Karen Hawkins Copy Share Image
The evening's the best part of the day. You've done your day's work. Now you can put your feet up and enjoy it. — Kazuo Ishiguro Copy Share Image
I love to work in football, so for me it's not work. I'm not here first in the morning and last in the evening… — Daniel Farke Copy Share Image
Like the water of a deep stream, love is always too much. We did not make it. Though we drink till we burst, we… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
The sun, a red wheel, was sinking slowly in the west. Besides being spectacularly beautiful, the early-summer sunset was exceedingly soft and gentle: black… — Mo Yan Copy Share Image
It is easy enough to say that man is immortal simply because he will endure: that when the last ding-dong of doom has clanged… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
By the time they were pulling into the parking lot of the A&P, the mood was fading, the moment gone. Amy could feel it… — Elizabeth Strout Copy Share Image
When I was very young my mother sang to me at bedtime and my dad would often play the banjo or fiddle in the… — Rory Block Copy Share Image
So great is the economy of nature, that most flowers which are fertilised by crepuscular or nocturnal insects emit their odour chiefly or exclusively… — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
I don’t know, I don’t know that I’m missing anything. I just think too much sometimes. Sometimes I’m even happy because I’m so engaged… — Jeff Buckley Copy Share Image
What truly gives me joy is when I get a letter from a young woman who says they saw a programme, then read a… — Lucy Worsley Copy Share Image
...nothing wonderful lasted forever. Joy was as fleeting as a shooting star that crossed the evening sky, ready to blink out at any moment. — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image