Crazy Quote by Jen Kirkman

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

— Bob Hope

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

— Henry Cate VII

I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.

— Henny Youngman

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

— Will Rogers

Elections are always a little bit funny. People start saying things and emphasizing differences. After the election, my hope is, is that people start…

— Barack Obama

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.

— Janeane Garofalo

In 2002, a lot of the pundits didn't get the off-year elections right. In 2004, a lot of people thought I was going down…

— George W. Bush

You can sometimes sneak a political joke in, which is sometimes the most effective place for a political joke - when it's not expected.…

— Jeremy Hardy

And, when the votes are counted, let everybody, including the candidates, get into a good humor as quick as they got into a bad…

— Will Rogers

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

— Will Rogers

I've been in a lot of elections.

— Arlen Specter

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a…

— Will Rogers