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Crazy Quotes by Bill Maher

11 Crazy quotes by Bill Maher

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Maher’s sharp wit and political satire cut through in these eleven short takes on ‘crazy’. He blends humor with critique, turning absurdity into a punchline that still stings. If you enjoy a quick, irreverent look at the world’s nonsense, this set hits the mark.

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There are people who think everything is a conspiracy and I think they're crazy.

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In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.

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Don't say a woman is crazy just because she runs away from her wedding.

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If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If…

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Dealing w/ Hamas is like dealing w/ a crazy woman who’s trying to kill u – u can only hold her wrists…

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Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally -…

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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies…

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North Carolina right now is going apeshit in a way no state ever has. Take every crazy, angry idea your drunk, right-wing…

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The difference, I think, that matters is which of the religions are dangerous. They're all crazy, but which ones have the potential…

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The NRA made an ad saying that Obama is elitist because his kids have armed guards. Yeah, that crazy Obama thinking his…

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You're either a rationalist, or you're not. And the good news is a recent poll found 20% of adults under 30 say…

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Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

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The food is out of this world!

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New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the…

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If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.

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“New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures…

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I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

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I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is…

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“New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives…

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So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.

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“I find that the world is changing much, much faster than I can even bitch about it.”

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