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Crazy Quotes by Chris Rock

10 Crazy quotes by Chris Rock

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Rock’s razor‑sharp observations on ‘crazy’ land in ten punchy lines that blend humor with social commentary. He turns everyday absurdities into laugh‑out‑loud moments, making the chaotic feel familiar. Perfect for a quick chuckle and a nod to the absurdities of life.

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If you told me two years I would miss the greatest basketball game ever to hang out with Nathan Lane, I'd say,…

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That's a sure sign someone is going crazy - when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones,…

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No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.

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When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy,…

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All you crazy white people "I'm American!", all you did was come out of your mother's pussy on American soil. That's it.…

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We treat racism in this country like it's a style that America went through. Like flared legs and lava lamps. Oh, that…

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Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. And when I see the Tea Party and all this stuff,…

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Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations.…

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When a musical act performs, the black audience goes crazy for all the stuff, the album cuts, everything. White audiences, they're nice…

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When I hear people talk about juggling or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy…

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I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws.

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