You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I try to stay with it and I try to stay in contact with comedians and just keep comedians in my life… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Artistically I'm curious. But in life? No. I can go to a restaurant and order the same thing for 10 years. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Every comedian has a moment in his life when he realizes he's a little bit different from everyone else. It's like being… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
My relationship with my daughter is gonna affect her relationship with men for the rest of her life... Sometimes I'm walking with… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
When you've been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you're just happy to get a large soda instead of a medium. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I've been away from my two daughters at a very important time in their life.'I have missed most of Girl Scout cookie… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I got love from my family. I don't really need love from a paper, you know what I mean? I can't get… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
If you live with a single parent, you don't see compromise. You witness a grown person living in a world where they do what… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
There's not one reference in that thing that doesn't play. People deal with emotions in music all the time, but comedians are always talking… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it, but my… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I was raised to believe that you had to do things better than white people in order to succeed. The old black shows were… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
