Life Quotes by Chris Rock

Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.

— Chris Rock

Artistically I'm curious. But in life? No. I can go to a restaurant and order the same thing for 10 years.

— Chris Rock

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

— Chris Rock

I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.

— Chris Rock

When you've been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you're just happy to get a large soda instead of a medium.

— Chris Rock

Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.

— Chris Rock

I try to stay with it and I try to stay in contact with comedians and just keep comedians in my life…

— Chris Rock

My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was…

— Chris Rock

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an…

— Chris Rock

I got love from my family. I don't really need love from a paper, you know what I mean? I can't get…

— Chris Rock

You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about…

— Chris Rock

Every comedian has a moment in his life when he realizes he's a little bit different from everyone else. It's like being…

— Chris Rock

I've been away from my two daughters at a very important time in their life.'I have missed most of Girl Scout cookie…

— Chris Rock

You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that…

— Chris Rock

My relationship with my daughter is gonna affect her relationship with men for the rest of her life... Sometimes I'm walking with…

— Chris Rock