Kids Quotes by Chris Rock

If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail!

— Chris Rock

Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.

— Chris Rock

I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'

— Chris Rock

Being with my kids is the best, most fun thing; it's a privilege.

— Chris Rock

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. Oh my God, they're $4 million in the hole.

— Chris Rock

I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in…

— Chris Rock

Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority.…

— Chris Rock

There's no interference in stand-up. It's all the things it's hard to get in film: I get to have a wife, I…

— Chris Rock

You know, you get famous and you work in these weird jobs and you don't have a lot in common with people.…

— Chris Rock

My dad worked every day. I didn't get into show business to work every day. So the fact that most days I…

— Chris Rock

They're working their way down. Next year, Todd Bridges gets the award. When I was a kid I wanted to be Eddie…

— Chris Rock

It's my real name. My mother's name is Rose Rock. It was the worst name as a kid to have. They called…

— Chris Rock

Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success…

— Chris Rock

I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you…

— Chris Rock

Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. And when I see the Tea Party and all this stuff,…

— Chris Rock

All people naturally hate. My kid bites people now. I didn't teach my kid to bite anybody. Kids say mean stuff. Only…

— Chris Rock

That's all we had when I was a kid: Robitussin. No matter what you got, Robitussin better handle it. "Daddy, I got…

— Chris Rock

When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going…

— Chris Rock

Kids raised on a culture of ‘We’re not going to keep score in the game because we don’t want anybody to lose.’…

— Chris Rock

So, to say Obama is progress is saying that he’s the first black person that is qualified to be president. That’s not…

— Chris Rock