Funny Quote by Chris Rock Download Open image “I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'” — Chris Rock ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny House Humor Kids Running Save me Waiting
Michael Jackson is what happens when you keep fixin' it until it's broke! — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
And I'm looking at him like, 'Oh my God. This is Michael Jackson'. I fainted, blacked out - like seriously blacked out. — Brandy Norwood Copy Share Image
When I realised I wasn't Michael Jackson and I was this 10 year old boy growing up in the suburbs, I was devastated — Darren Hayes Copy Share Image
when michael jackson died i wonder if his life flashed before him and if it did, i wonder if he thought 'who's that little… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
Michael (Jackson) was so shy, he'd sit down and sing behind the couch with his back to me while I sat with my hands… — Quincy Jones Copy Share Image
I don't want to go all Michael Jackson on you, but I never really had a childhood. — Robert Downey Jr Copy Share Image
I was just totally taken by Michael Jackson when I was a little kid, like everyone else. — Karen O Copy Share Image
And, it seems like a whole new generation of kids have discovered his genius and are bringing him to life again. I hope that… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
Michael Jackson changed the world and, more personally, my life forever, — Wade Robson Copy Share Image
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
If you live with a single parent, you don't see compromise. You witness a grown person living in a world where they do what… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
There's not one reference in that thing that doesn't play. People deal with emotions in music all the time, but comedians are always talking… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it, but my… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I was raised to believe that you had to do things better than white people in order to succeed. The old black shows were… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
