Funny Quote by Chris Rock Download Open image “If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail!” — Chris Rock ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Calls Grandma Funny Going Jail Grandma Grandma Mommy Humor Ifs Jail Kids Mama Mommy Mama
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I absolutely will not allow anyone to call me grandmother. They can call me Auntie Joan, Dee-Dee, Cho-Cho, anything but grandmother. It pushes a… — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
“My grandpa was a grandma robber. He stole two grandmas, both of them mine. His name was Rob.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Your mama can't find anything she likes in these little one. I also think mommy may have to go to jail for murdering Auntie… — Alex Morgan Copy Share Image
Grandma told me Mama was once caught by the Principal for writing in the front of her book, "In Case of Fire, Throw This… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
To the newcomer to the south, hearing that a coworker plans a weekend visit to 'mama and them's' (the correct plural possessive, don'tchaknow), might… — Celia Rivenbark Copy Share Image
Mama tried to raise a lady, but daddy won, he raised a lady who doesn't take shit from anyone. — Miranda Lambert Copy Share Image
“Other people have all kinds of names for their grandparents: grandpa, nana, pop pop, granny and so on, yet I've never heard anyone say… — J.D. Vance Copy Share Image
There's milk-and-cookies Grandma, and there's Colt 45 and Atlantic City Grandma. She was the latter. — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
Humans are born, weak and helpless. We're cursed with natural predators called parents. That's why the grandma was created. To protect us. Oh sure,… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
If you live with a single parent, you don't see compromise. You witness a grown person living in a world where they do what… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
There's not one reference in that thing that doesn't play. People deal with emotions in music all the time, but comedians are always talking… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it, but my… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I was raised to believe that you had to do things better than white people in order to succeed. The old black shows were… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
