Robber Quote by Jarod Kintz

“My grandpa doesn’t even have a grand to his name.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I can Grandma like nobody’s business. Hey, mind your own, grandpa, before I go all Uncle Sam on your ass.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Like my grandpa used to say - if everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma.”

— Brett Bydairk

“Grandpa stopped speaking the day he killed my brother, John.”

— Crystal Chan

“You can call me Grandpa, if that does it for you.”

— R.K. Lilley

“He who steals my purse steals my right to live," was the reply, "old saws to the contrary. For he steals my bread and…

— Jack London

“There’s an initiative called An Outing with Grandma. Children are rounded up to spend a day with some poor granny, no relation to them,…

— Hendrik Groen

“Am I still a thief if I put it all back and no one ever knows?”

— George R.R. Martin

“Is it stealing if you steal from another thief?”

— Diana Prince

“My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery…

— Molly Harper

“Like I say, I killed a man or two but I'm no thief. My ma raised me better.”

— Louis L'Amour

“A thief is a thief is a thief.”

— Annie Bryant