Having a kid is great… as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I've got the kid. I feel a little more relief that I don't have to just think about myself too much. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things,… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
The toughest part is that when your kid's upset, you're upset. You're rocked until they're not upset. Even when they're not upset,… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
When I was kid, yeah, my family, my parents wanted me to marry a Jewish girl because that was what they taught… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
The idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it. I wake up thinking about. I'm trying to… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
The difference when you have kids comes up when someone wants to meet you out after 9:30 at night. You consider that… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
When I was a kid you always heard about the Israeli army and you always heard about this tiny little country and… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I don't know what the hell I'm doing; I like what I've been doing. I believe in what I've done in the… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I choose to ignore hell in my life. When I was a little kid I asked my Dad "Am I going to… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
One night I couldn't sleep. It was like 2:00 in the morning. I was thinking, 'What can I do?' I'm watching TV.… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
When you're around the kids, you feel like you act the most grown up just because you're supposed to lead. I say… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I choose to ignore hell in my life. When I was a little kid I asked my Dad "Am I going to go to… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
Through my films I'm eventually trying to one day tell the truth. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there, but I'm… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I often slip into costume as the lead character in whatever bedtime story I am reading. This is a little weird because my daughters… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
