Funny Quote by Chris Rock Download Open image “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” — Chris Rock ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Life Three things Water
Women need food, water, and compliments That's right. And an occasional pair of shoes. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
A girl only needs three things in her life: love to make her weak, alcohol to make her strong, and friends to pick her… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
To make a woman give her these three things :AFFECTION,APPRECIATION,ATTENTION… — Hemant Kumar Copy Share Image
There are only three things in life a girl needs: Love to make her week. Alcohol to make her strong. Best friends when both… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women of this planet need some essential resources: wells, seeds and roads. That is primarily all we have ever needed. Added to that, women… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I can tell you what women need in general. They need respect and love. They need to be able to trust your word and… — Tracie Peterson Copy Share Image
To make a WOMEN happy. Give her these three things: ATTENTION, AFFECTION, APPRECIATION… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women are the best creation on the earth, Kind, Caring, Give life to others and what do they expect in return, nothing. — Cory Lilwall Copy Share Image
Seven complicated facts about Women: 1. They believe in saving. 2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes. 3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear. 4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully. 5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied. 6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them. 7. Expect men to compliment,… — Maria Rivera Copy Share
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
If you live with a single parent, you don't see compromise. You witness a grown person living in a world where they do what… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
There's not one reference in that thing that doesn't play. People deal with emotions in music all the time, but comedians are always talking… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it, but my… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I was raised to believe that you had to do things better than white people in order to succeed. The old black shows were… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
