Crime Quote by Jen Kirkman

The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I…

— Jen Kirkman

“remember asking my mom when I was little if I could go live at this place in Boston called “The Home for Little Wanderers.”…

— Jen Kirkman

Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an underground bunker,…

— Jen Kirkman

I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about…

— Jen Kirkman

Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time.

— Jen Kirkman

I'm wired to be neurotic and loud and high-strung.

— Jen Kirkman

I don't want to have kids and so I am not going to have kids. People who want kids are going to have kids.…

— Jen Kirkman

I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night.…

— Jen Kirkman

Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.

— Jen Kirkman

Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that's a new aspect to the material. Not just that I don't want…

— Jen Kirkman

I don't like to joke about dating.

— Jen Kirkman

As a woman of a certain age - and really, ever since I hit puberty and my baby-making parts were suddenly subject to public…

— Jen Kirkman