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“I had no idea that marriage was only supposed to be between two people who wanted to get between the sheets and make more people. What ever happened to marrying for love— or to get on your partner’s health insurance policy, or for presents? No one was going to buy two people in their thirties a…” quote by Jen Kirkman
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“I had no idea that marriage was only supposed to be between two people who wanted to get between the sheets and make more people. What ever happened to marrying for love— or to get on your partner’s health insurance policy, or for presents? No one was going to buy two people in their thirties a four-slice toaster if we just continued to live in sin.”

Jen Kirkman

About This Quote

Source Stand‑up comedy routine, 2019

The comedian critiques modern marriage motives, noting a shift from love to practical benefits and questioning societal expectations.

In simple terms: Marriage often seen as practical, not romantic.

Key Takeaway

Re‑evaluate why you marry.

Themes

marriage society expectations

Mood

cynical thoughtful

Type

satirical observational

When to use this quote

  • wedding planning
  • relationship counseling
  • financial planning

Key Concepts

social norms materialism

Questions to Reflect On

  • What truly motivates you to marry?
  • How do practical benefits affect marital happiness?
A Different Perspective

Practical motives may undermine emotional connection.

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