Elephants Quote by Enrico Fermi

With four parameters I can fit an elephant, and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk.

— John von Neumann

“Trying to figure some people out would be like trying to put an elephant in a blender.”

— Adam LiVecchi

“He had the muscular definition of a man who had spent his life restraining elephants in heat.”

— Taona Dumisani Chiveneko

“An elephant trunk is a metaphor for a penis. But not just any penis—my penis.”

— Jarod Kintz

“People think that it is strange to have a turtle ten thousand miles long and an elephant more than two thousand miles tall, which…

— Terry Pratchett

“When an elephant walks, it kills many small creatures; when we walk, we kill many small creatures; we are all random killers!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“Even the elephant carries but a small trunk on his journeys.”

— Henry David Thoreau

I wanted to work with an elephant.

— Robert Pattinson

“Elephants are useful friends: they have handles on both ends.”

— Ogden Nash

One elephant having a trunk was odd; but all elephants having trunks looked like a plot.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

“An elephant will never go chasing after a fly.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“Yeah, well your head is so big, you have to step into your shirts." "We all sprang from apes, jarhead, but you didn't spring…

— J.T. Geissinger