Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““An elephant trunk is a metaphor for a penis. But not just any penis—my penis.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Even the elephant carries but a small trunk on his journeys.” — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
“I thought it was a tree log, but it was just an erect elephant penis. But that didn’t stop me from trying to throw… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
One elephant having a trunk was odd; but all elephants having trunks looked like a plot. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“It was like there was an elephant in the room. An elephant that expected us to have sex.” — Morgan Matson Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry I didn't know it was an elephant; I thought it was part of the furniture! ” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“squirrel is in a pine tree, when all of a sudden, it starts shaking. He looks down, and sees an elephant climbing the tree.… — Adrian McKinty Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
