Trees Quote by Jarod Kintz

“My penis burns. I guess I should stop trying to put out forest fires with it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“An elephant trunk is a metaphor for a penis. But not just any penis—my penis.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It doesn't mean shit to a tree.”

— Marty Balin

“There are things in the wood, things you wouldn't expect. There's a laugh behind a tree when nobody's around to make it. A flash…

— Rebecca Hahn

“I told the tree it was going nowhere in life. It was hurtful, but true. Now, maybe in death it will go somewhere, as…

— Jarod Kintz

“The tree seemed very sad to be involved in such a thing and it hung its dark head over them.”

— Karen Foxlee

“Holy crap. Is that an elephant penis?”

— Lexi Blake

“I thought the best place to hide a tree was in the woods.”

— Patrick Holland

“to know how tall a tree is I must fall from the top; that is, desire burns.”

— Robin Blaser

“I’m the forest fire, and you’re standing there with a glass of water saying you can put me out. But you can’t!” He arched…

— C.L. Wilson

“It's like this enormous tree had just crashed through the house and I was picking up the leaves so no one would notice what…

— Ann Patchett

“I wanted to be a tree so that I could listen for trouble in the woods.”

— Jennifer Lynch