Erotica Quote by Lexi Blake

“The elephant in the room is my limp penis.”

— Jarod Kintz

“An elephant trunk is a metaphor for a penis. But not just any penis—my penis.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I'm sorry I didn't know it was an elephant; I thought it was part of the furniture! ”

— Stephen King

“An elephant is almost a unicorn!”

— Laura C Goodwin

“And so we nearly ran into an elephant; eh?”

— Laura Lee Hope

“It was like there was an elephant in the room. An elephant that expected us to have sex.”

— Morgan Matson

“How much does an elephant weigh? ”

— Rhonda Patton

“The only 'elephant' left in the room is love.”

— Benjamin Aubrey Myers

“I'd rather stick my head up an elephant's cunt”

— Charles Bukowski

“An elephant trumpeted, raising its trunk into the sky, as they flew overhead. To the untrained eye, it seemed like a greeting. But Cecilia,…

— Brian Falkner

“I couldn't have been more shocked if he pulled a pink elephant out of his ass!”

— Tamara Rose Blodgett

“They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.”

— John Sedgwick