The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Do you have a lot of other profound thoughts like that? Blood is blood? A toaster is a toaster? A Gelatinous Cube… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster! — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
Television is just another appliance- It's just a toaster with pictures. — Mark S. Fowler Copy Share Image
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I don't want to give the impression that I hold daily conversations with my household appliances, although my toaster is as old… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
He rooted for the Mets, he wore Foot of the Loom underwear, and he drove a Buick. His loyalties were carved in… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Do that, and the best you can hope for is that people will ignore you. More realistically, you'd be skinned alive, or… — Scott Meyers Copy Share Image
My full name is Lauren Lee Smith. Of all the names I could have been given, that's the one I got. Lauren… — Elizabeth Scott Copy Share Image
Indeed, everything was a shock at the beginning. The wash machines, dryers, dishwashers, garbage disposal machines, juicers, toasters, and yes, the ATM… — Li Cunxin Copy Share Image
I remember when I was growing up, you would go to a bank to open a deposit, and they'd give you a… — Mohamed El-Erian Copy Share Image
But the toaster was quite satisfied with itself, thank you. Though it knew from magazines that there were toasters who could toast… — Thomas M. Disch Copy Share Image
Does anyone really imagine for a moment that my wife gives two stuffs about global warming? She certainly did not appear to… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
My opening line to my students, and a recurring theme in my classes, was that the big design problem isn't designing a… — Richard Saul Wurman Copy Share Image
My area of research is something that in all fairness has no practical usability whatsoever and the thing is I'm often asked… — Lawrence M. Krauss Copy Share Image
That's all I've ever dreamed of, Mr. Bones. To make the world a better place. To bring some beauty to the drab… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
I think anything can be forced to converge. The problem is that products are about tradeoffs, and you begin to make tradeoffs… — Tim Cook Copy Share Image
I have no statistics to prove it, but I'm sure the American workplace will be adversely affected on Monday, the day after… — Robert Klein Copy Share Image
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster? — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
In the original 'Star Wars' movie, there is a small toaster-sized and shaped robot on the Death Star that guides Stormtroopers to… — Colin Angle Copy Share Image
When you sit down to design something, it can be anything, a car, a toaster, a house, a tall building or a… — Tinker Hatfield Copy Share Image
If Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana were "candles in the wind," and Anna Nicole Smith was a bonfire in a hailstorm, and… — Cintra Wilson Copy Share Image
Cars, toys, aspirin, meat, toasters, water - nearly every product sold has passed basic safety regulations well in advance of being marketed… — Elizabeth Warren Copy Share Image
I saw you put rice in a toaster once," said Mae. "I was there when made the tin of beans explode." "It… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
