Does anyone really imagine for a moment that my wife gives two stuffs about global warming? She certainly did not appear to… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Ian sighed wanly. "I once had the means to be gaga over art–before I found myself in a country where the standard… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
But the toaster was quite satisfied with itself, thank you. Though it knew from magazines that there were toasters who could toast… — Thomas M. Disch Copy Share Image
That's all I've ever dreamed of, Mr. Bones. To make the world a better place. To bring some beauty to the drab… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
When you sit down to design something, it can be anything, a car, a toaster, a house, a tall building or a… — Tinker Hatfield Copy Share Image
I remember when I was growing up, you would go to a bank to open a deposit, and they'd give you a… — Mohamed El-Erian Copy Share Image
Many people continue to think of sharks as man-eating beasts. Sharks are enormously powerful and wild creatures, but youre more likely to… — Ted Danson Copy Share Image
Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster? — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
What I think is all I have left. My mind is the only thing that makes me different from a fancy toaster.… — Mary E. Pearson Copy Share Image
Do you have a lot of other profound thoughts like that? Blood is blood? A toaster is a toaster? A Gelatinous Cube… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Do that, and the best you can hope for is that people will ignore you. More realistically, you'd be skinned alive, or… — Scott Meyers Copy Share Image
I had no idea that marriage was only supposed to be between two people who wanted to get between the sheets and… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
My full name is Lauren Lee Smith. Of all the names I could have been given, that's the one I got. Lauren… — Elizabeth Scott Copy Share Image
Indeed, everything was a shock at the beginning. The wash machines, dryers, dishwashers, garbage disposal machines, juicers, toasters, and yes, the ATM… — Li Cunxin Copy Share Image
My area of research is something that in all fairness has no practical usability whatsoever and the thing is I'm often asked… — Lawrence M. Krauss Copy Share Image
Cars, toys, aspirin, meat, toasters, water - nearly every product sold has passed basic safety regulations well in advance of being marketed… — Elizabeth Warren Copy Share Image
Appearances are not reality; but they often can be a convincing alternative to it. You can control appearances most of the time,… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster! — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
In the original 'Star Wars' movie, there is a small toaster-sized and shaped robot on the Death Star that guides Stormtroopers to… — Colin Angle Copy Share Image
