Crisps Quote by Peter Kay

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.

— Sam Levenson

I literally look at toast and it burns, I don't know how to do it.

— Coleen Nolan

I can't give a decent toast to save my life.

— Sam Trammell

“No matter how much I scream at them to make my toast as crispy as possible, I have never once gotten it the way…

— Haruki Murakami

I have trouble with toast. Toast is very difficult. You have to watch it all the time or it burns up.

— Julia Child

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

— Dave Barry

The only reason I wanted 'Making Toast' as the title is that it is a simple gesture of moving on. Every morning there's the…

— Roger Rosenblatt

But the toaster was quite satisfied with itself, thank you. Though it knew from magazines that there were toasters who could toast four slices…

— Thomas M. Disch

I don't like toast... the black stuff gets in my teeth.

— Bud Jamison

“What is toast?” says Snowman to himself, once they’ve run off. Toast is when you take a piece of bread – What is bread?…

— Margaret Atwood

Toasters are like little tanning beds for bread.

— Ramandeep Singh

“Burnt toast is actually fairly symbolic of Motherhood. If you are the one who burned the toast, you scrape if off and eat it…

— Emily Watts