Appreciate Quote by Dave Barry

“Burnt toast is actually fairly symbolic of Motherhood. If you are the one who burned the toast, you scrape if off and eat it…

— Emily Watts

In the long run, everything is a toaster.

— Bruce Greenwald

I give a toast to all the people who made it though there struggles in life, I give a toast to the people who…

— James

We did not have a toaster growing up. I never knew what a toaster was, it was only as I got older, we got…

— Gemma Collins

“I once made up a story as a wedding present for some friends. It was about a couple who were given a story as…

— Neil Gaiman

“What is toast?” says Snowman to himself, once they’ve run off. Toast is when you take a piece of bread – What is bread?…

— Margaret Atwood

Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a toaster. -Stewie Griffin

— Family Guy

I can't give a decent toast to save my life.

— Sam Trammell

Burn bread every day boy, no toaster

— Drake

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

— Peter Kay

“Toast is when you take a piece of bread—What is bread? Bread is when you take some flour—What is flour? We’ll skip that part,…

— Margaret Atwood

What I love about 'Toast' is that there's always new stuff you can do with him.

— Matt Berry