Peter Kay

I'm not the sort of comedian who wants to make audiences think about politics. I'm not clever in that way.

— Peter Kay

I never wanted to be 'the big I-Am.'

— Peter Kay

I'm a grafter, but all I've ever been is myself.

— Peter Kay

Garlic bread, it's the future, I've tasted it

— Peter Kay

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

— Peter Kay

My mum can't watch 'Car Share' - well she does, but she says, 'Peter I can't enjoy it because you're not watching…

— Peter Kay

I am fascinated by real people who are really funny.

— Peter Kay

I was destined to make people laugh.

— Peter Kay

Audiences want comedy that has no venom. They want to have a laugh without it becoming twee.

— Peter Kay

I never thought I'd write one book, let alone three. I'm absolutely delighted and every night, thank the good lord for spell…

— Peter Kay

It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

— Peter Kay

It's lonely being stuck in a hotel in London for two nights. Even a couple of nights away from the children is…

— Peter Kay

Do I miss him? Of course I do. Every day. His death was devastating, he was just 51. But you know, in…

— Peter Kay

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

— Peter Kay

It's about self-sacrifice. Since having children, I've worked, but I've maintained the balance of being at home as well.

— Peter Kay

I've met so many older actors and comedians who've told me they wished they'd spent as much time with their kids as…

— Peter Kay

I'm always freaking people out because I'll be out somewhere and I'll hear someone say something and then later on I'll say…

— Peter Kay

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

— Peter Kay

The Lily Foundation is an inspiring charity that helps to improve the lives of children with Mitochondrial Disease. I've had first-hand experience…

— Peter Kay

Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

— Peter Kay

I've got loads of ideas swimming round, and I've even organised them in a nice folder on me computer.

— Peter Kay

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

— Peter Kay

The best comedies are the ones where the person who's in charge is the one with the vision who's said, 'I'm staying…

— Peter Kay

Bernard Manning is controversial but he had incredible timing. I wrote the character of Brian Potter in 'Phoenix Nights' for him to…

— Peter Kay

A lot of series tend to go on for one series too many, especially with comedies, and I think people say 'ooh,…

— Peter Kay