Bananas Quote by Peter Kay Download Open image “You never know where to look when eating a banana.” — Peter Kay ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bananas Clever Eating Knows Looks
In the whole story of the world, bananas have never once been a special treat. — Gary D. Schmidt Copy Share Image
It's impossible to look at a woman eating a banana and not think of a blow job. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not the sort of comedian who wants to make audiences think about politics. I'm not clever in that way. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date? — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
My mum can't watch 'Car Share' - well she does, but she says, 'Peter I can't enjoy it because you're not watching the road.' — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
Audiences want comedy that has no venom. They want to have a laugh without it becoming twee. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
I never thought I'd write one book, let alone three. I'm absolutely delighted and every night, thank the good lord for spell check. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
It's lonely being stuck in a hotel in London for two nights. Even a couple of nights away from the children is awful. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
'When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. When you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.' — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter to me where Barack Obama goes. If he wants to go to Hawaii because it's his home state, fine! Hunky-dory. Plastic… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Hey, maybe instead of going to college, you should drop out and I could quit my job and we can form an all-girl band… — Daniel Palladino Copy Share Image
“The banana flavour of his accidental conception, and the banana theme of his accidental death, now all seemed to conspire against him and rather… — Tom Conrad Copy Share Image
While it's true that you may lose your religion during the course of a lifetime, you never lose your salvation. Once you let Jesus… — Cathleen Falsani Copy Share Image
We had an abundance of mangoes, papaias and bananas here, but the pride of the islands, the most delicious fruit known to men, cherimoya,… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los Angeles, everything… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Los Estados Unidos has turned into a banana republic, a fascist banana republic. — Gerald Celente Copy Share Image
With an animated show you can make a banana purple. You can put three hats on a cowboy. That would require several days of… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
