Bananas Quote by Ryan Stiles Download Open image “Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.” — Ryan Stiles ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bananas Eating Food Ice cream
“I loosen my grip and take a tasteless bite. I don’t like bananas much—they’re so mealy—but they’re a safe fruit to eat, always cleanly… — Corinne Duyvis Copy Share Image
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
It's fun to wink at strangers when they're eating a banana to see their reaction until one of them winks back. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I did standup for a lot of years, too, but when you come out as a standup, you get the feeling from a crowd… — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny. — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy. — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian. — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
Drew's a funny guy. Because anything he gets into, he gets in 100%. Even when we were doing 'The Drew Carey Show,' he got… — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982. — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe. — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
'When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. When you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.' — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter to me where Barack Obama goes. If he wants to go to Hawaii because it's his home state, fine! Hunky-dory. Plastic… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Hey, maybe instead of going to college, you should drop out and I could quit my job and we can form an all-girl band… — Daniel Palladino Copy Share Image
“The banana flavour of his accidental conception, and the banana theme of his accidental death, now all seemed to conspire against him and rather… — Tom Conrad Copy Share Image
While it's true that you may lose your religion during the course of a lifetime, you never lose your salvation. Once you let Jesus… — Cathleen Falsani Copy Share Image
We had an abundance of mangoes, papaias and bananas here, but the pride of the islands, the most delicious fruit known to men, cherimoya,… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los Angeles, everything… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Los Estados Unidos has turned into a banana republic, a fascist banana republic. — Gerald Celente Copy Share Image
With an animated show you can make a banana purple. You can put three hats on a cowboy. That would require several days of… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
