Bananas Quote by Chi Chi Rodriguez

I never liked bananas much anyway. Two-thirds of the way down even one banana I am willing to concede defeat smilingly and give the…

— Robert Benchley

You have such a big mouth; you could eat a banana sideways.

— Anonymous

Monkey will be monkeys little monkeys but if you take their banana they going take yours

— MrAwesome

“I wouldn’t know how to seduce a monkey into eating a banana.”

— Paula Garner

“I banana the softest banana in the world; it's a new game, seeing just how soft I can banana while still banana -ing.”

— Kate Ellison

“I loosen my grip and take a tasteless bite. I don’t like bananas much—they’re so mealy—but they’re a safe fruit to eat, always cleanly…

— Corinne Duyvis

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

— Mitch Hedberg

Honestly, Ive never seen anyonefall because of a banana.

— Anonymous

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

— Ryan Stiles

Come on... I'm just a fruit.. what else do you think of me?? - BANANA (o.O)

— Anonymous

Dont eat bananas lol

— E

Bananas are my go-to breakfast.

— Hasan Minhaj