Bananas Quote by Robert Benchley

Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

I don't like bananas. I like to drive that point home.

— Ree Drummond

Don't be upset if they preferred someone else. It's difficult to convince a monkey that strawberries are sweeter than bananas.

— Abhishek Tiwari

Honestly, Ive never seen anyonefall because of a banana.

— Anonymous

To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit.

— Andy Murray

“Get rid of the idea that everyone has to like you! Even if you were the most delicious apple on earth, get real, some…

— Richard Spinos

In the whole story of the world, bananas have never once been a special treat.

— Gary D. Schmidt

“They looked like two apes pounding their chest and asking for a banana. The thing about me—I was not so willing to give just…

— Krista Ritchie

“I banana the softest banana in the world; it's a new game, seeing just how soft I can banana while still banana -ing.”

— Kate Ellison

“I loosen my grip and take a tasteless bite. I don’t like bananas much—they’re so mealy—but they’re a safe fruit to eat, always cleanly…

— Corinne Duyvis

“I wouldn’t know how to seduce a monkey into eating a banana.”

— Paula Garner