Autism Quote by Corinne Duyvis

“I’ll tell you, I go absolutely bananas for phallic-shaped fruit.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Bananas- sickening. F**king disgusting excuses for food.”

— Kristin Hansen

“One time I went to the store to find some bananas, and then they were out of bananas!”

— Anonymous

“Green bananas are a go, and yellow bananas are a caution: these are too mushy to consume.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Get rid of the idea that everyone has to like you! Even if you were the most delicious apple on earth, get real, some…

— Richard Spinos

“Bad bananas are like push-up bras--a promise of tenderness can deliver tasteless mush, and we're not supposed to complain.”

— Kate Lebo

“[She] may be an acquired taste with some folks; but I didn't keep on eating bananas because I was told I'd learn to like…

— L.M. Montgomery

“I banana the softest banana in the world; it's a new game, seeing just how soft I can banana while still banana -ing.”

— Kate Ellison

“I don’t want you running around with a little banana-handler!”

— Scott Parker

“I wouldn’t know how to seduce a monkey into eating a banana.”

— Paula Garner

“Never put bananas in the refrigerator.”

— Roz Chast

“Oh my god, I am a banana.”

— John Green