Banana Quote by John Green Download Open image ““Oh my god, I am a banana.”” — John Green ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Banana Funny Humor John-green Oh my god
“One time I went to the store to find some bananas, and then they were out of bananas!” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Is that a banana in your lunch box, or are you just pleased to see me?” — H.M. Forester Copy Share Image
“The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.” — Lance Manion Copy Share Image
“I banana the softest banana in the world; it's a new game, seeing just how soft I can banana while still banana -ing.” — Kate Ellison Copy Share Image
“My banana is decomposing in my pocket. I was happy to see you, but now I’m brown and soft and sort of squishy.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Damn,” Kenji says after a moment. “Damn damn damn. This shit is bananas” — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green Copy Share Image
She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." -… — John Green Copy Share Image
Neither novels or their readers benefit from any attempts to divine whether any facts hide inside a story. Such efforts attack the very idea… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Traffic's not too bad on Sheridan, and I'm cornering the car like it's the Indy 500, and we're listening to my favorite NMH song,… — John Green Copy Share Image
So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I… — John Green Copy Share Image
“said to him quietly, as if I couldn’t hear or something. Dad was about to respond but I interrupted.” — John Green Copy Share Image
I believe humans have souls, and I believe in the conservation of souls. — John Green Copy Share Image
My wish was to finish my career at Arsenal, but there are always banana skins. — Kolo Toure Copy Share Image
I never looked at being second banana to anybody, I never felt that way, ever. If other people did, that's the way they looked… — Christian Cage Copy Share Image
Comfortably middle-class, I had shopped for years at the likes of Saks outlet Off Fifth, Banana Republic, and Zara. My mom raised me to… — Christina Binkley Copy Share Image
“This is perhaps what has made some suspect that the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil was really a banana.” — Jane Grigson Copy Share Image
I'm a baker. I'm really good at muffins. I'm really good at banana bread. I'm really good at making cookies. I'm really good at… — Molly Sims Copy Share Image
Songs like 'Radioactive' by Imagine Dragons, it might as well be called 'Pikachu Banana.' It's nothingness. — Matty Healy Copy Share Image
I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear. — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
My favorite healthy foods are Jamaican chicken soup, Jamaican chicken stew peas, Jamaican brown stew chicken, plantains and banana chips. — Sanya Richards-Ross Copy Share Image
I drink a lot of Body Armor - it's a sports drink. It offers great hydration, and it's the best before/after drink for workouts.… — Andrew Luck Copy Share Image
Treated more like a vegetable than a fruit, plantains can be prepared in various ways depending on their stage of ripeness. Just like a… — Sohla El-Waylly Copy Share Image
I have the same thing every day. I find it comforting. I have a banana, but I can never eat the whole banana. And… — Brandon Flowers Copy Share Image
I'm all over the place with muffins. Carrots are great. Banana, chocolate chip, they rock, too. — Shawn Mendes Copy Share Image
