Quote by Krista Ritchie

“I wouldn’t know how to seduce a monkey into eating a banana.”

— Paula Garner

“Morals; the pathetic answer to authority Seen two gorillas sharing a banana?”

— M. COCHET M

“The monkeys, they just went bananas.”

— Jarod Kintz

“One time I went to the store to find some bananas, and then they were out of bananas!”

— Anonymous

“Instead of politicians, let the monkeys govern the countries; at least they will steal only the bananas!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“I could carve a better man out of a banana.’” One”

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr

“I loosen my grip and take a tasteless bite. I don’t like bananas much—they’re so mealy—but they’re a safe fruit to eat, always cleanly…

— Corinne Duyvis

“I could carve a better man out of a banana.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“A group of winged monkeys threw it at me.” Ariella crossed her arms and glared, and I had an odd moment of déjà vu.…

— Julie Kagawa

“Oh my god, I am a banana.”

— John Green

“I don’t want you running around with a little banana-handler!”

— Scott Parker

“I'll buy Chiquita bananas with your smoking-fund money cos this monkey is our future. All hail the monkey!”

— Jonathan Dunne