Funny Quote by MrAwesome Download Open image “Monkey will be monkeys little monkeys but if you take their banana they going take yours” — MrAwesome ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Jokes Money Monkeys Old age Sense of humor Stop caring Stop hating Stop monkeying around
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
“I'll buy Chiquita bananas with your smoking-fund money cos this monkey is our future. All hail the monkey!” — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
Nobody can make a monkey out of anyone who isn't a monkey to start with. — Esther Forbes Copy Share Image
“Instead of politicians, let the monkeys govern the countries; at least they will steal only the bananas!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“They looked like two apes pounding their chest and asking for a banana. The thing about me—I was not so willing to give just… — Krista Ritchie Copy Share Image
People have always called me Schneider Monkey just because of my energy and mass consumption of bananas. Plus, I just love monkeys, so I… — Max Schneider Copy Share Image
I never liked bananas much anyway. Two-thirds of the way down even one banana I am willing to concede defeat smilingly and give the… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
Lets face it this world is ruled by girls that why we must away pleases our girls — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
I'm might not be the best , I might not be strongest or the fastest or the smart ,but I'm sure as hades ain't… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
So you find this great lesson however don't just follow one ,since you don't just do one thing all life. — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
Where did mutt become a insult...from mudblood in harry potter since all it means is mix breed so you should walk up to a… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
Infinitesimal braggadocio I'm but since you most likely don't understand me with using big words I use small words to say I have a… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
There are over 7,000,000,000 or 7 billion people on this planet called Earth with each person saying millions of things for 3 billion seconds… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
So you say you want be free from the man? okey quite you job , burn your money, leave your family, school , ,and… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
Dear Devil IOU sorry I sold it to god ---michael Dear God IOU sorry I sold it to the devil ------------------when the exchange letters----------------… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
I'm Michael I'm not some model I'm not some idiot I'm michael that all it matter to me I might not be rich but… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
In 5th grade you'll be like how your brother is in 9th grade well my sister is in 11th grade then someone will say… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
