Accident Quote by Ryan Stiles

I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

— Ryan Stiles

I was at a party in Alexandra Palace tobogganing on the ski slope, got whiplashed at 40mph, put my hands out to balance myself,…

— Dave Clark

I can still picture myself riding in the back of a Bronco to a field party after a rainstorm. My mama will kill me…

— Dave Haywood

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

— Chevy Chase

I've always dipped my finger in so many things.

— Maurissa Tancharoen

This is all I've ever known. I don't know what it's like to not walk shaky.

— Josh Blue

I sometimes feel like I need to pinch myself. I feel extremely fortunate.

— John Britt Daniel

Being out of control is an issue for me, I'm a little anxiety-ridden. Therefore I can't really smoke a joint. I can't even have…

— Amanda Seyfried

I am somewhat handicapped in doing things with my hands.

— Bess Truman

I think I have shaken more hands in my life than anyone else.

— Boban Marjanovic

My dad was a stickler for teaching me the pratfall. There is something magical about taking a good fall, and when it works, when…

— Jerry Lewis

We never had a pool, right. So one summer, I remember. My dad, to make me happy. You know I was bummed out cause…

— Dane Cook