In the game of Frisbee you throw the disk to someone else. The point of Frisbee is perfect communication. The person at… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me — Stewart Francis Copy Share Image
I'm a Frisbeetarian. We worship frisbees. We believe when you die your soul goes up on the roof and you can't get… — Jim Stafford Copy Share Image
Remember when you picked me up like a frisbee and tossed me across you yard? — Alyson Noel Copy Share Image
Transform yourself. It is not the opponent that will change, or the Frisbee. They will change in relation to your change. You… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
A miniskirt shows just enough to cause some mystery. What these young women lack is mystery so the old women have to… — Tyler Perry Copy Share Image
Playing frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to chasing after a frisbee. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I cannot wait to come back to Glasgow. I know the place like the back of my hand. In fact, one of… — Colin Morgan Copy Share Image
One can only guess the amount of magic mushrooms a sane person would have to consume to believe that a frisbee constituted… — Mark Thomas Copy Share Image
YOU are using a frisbee as a plate." "Uh, what? I'm not using a--oh hang on, this is a frisbee. Weird." Victor… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
I was shown into a room. A red room. Red wallpaper, red curtains, red carpet. They said it was a sitting-room, but… — Hugh Laurie Copy Share Image
Black people drink lots of beer. However, you won't see us skiing down a mountain for one, or see us diving for… — Franklyn Ajaye Copy Share Image
Were British protesters, armed with little more than a frisbee and a bag of plastic toy soldiers, really in danger of being… — Mark Thomas Copy Share Image
I'm glad that our God is not the guy with a pony-tail who wants to toss a frisbee with His saints. — Eric Ludy Copy Share Image
I used to play ultimate Frisbee, and I just got a reputation for making popcorn at parties. I don't mean to brag… — Bill Nye Copy Share Image
He'd discovered that his memories of that summer were like bad movie montages - young lovers tossing a Frisbee in the park,… — Richard Russo Copy Share Image
I was actually really impressed by how many awkward stories we had, ranging from bad haircuts to one guy told us about… — Danny Pudi Copy Share Image
Seeing family is what brings me peace. If I'm not traveling home on my day off, I love going to Central Park… — Kara Lindsay Copy Share Image
Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Things have been invented because of alcohol. Like the taser, okay? Yeah! The morning after pill, okay? The reach-around. Judge Judy. What… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis. — Boris Johnson Copy Share Image
...when you put on your shortest dress, please leave some mystery in it. That's the difference between a miniskirt and a ho-skirt.… — Tyler Perry Copy Share Image
