Alcohol Quote by Dave Attell

Work: The main reason that alcohol was invented!

— Nishan Panwar

Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in…

— Kevin Hart

I don't believe that anything's totally invented... If you're completely inventing a story, there wouldn't be an urge to tell it.

— Helen Garner

A lot of people think that all the things that could be invented have been invented. But we are just on the frontier of…

— Dick Rutan

When I first started drinking, everybody was doing it. That was before they discovered marijuana and all that. It was the late 50s, early…

— Van Morrison

It was through reading that I discovered the crucial, even sacrosanct place the rituals of drinking held in the American imagination - the ingenious…

— Daphne Merkin

The greatest Invention God Made Was Pussy

— 710baby

Cocktails are society's most enduring invention!

— Elsa Maxwell

I didn't invent anything; it's all there in the culture; it's not a big mystery. I just combine my personal experience with classic cartoon…

— Robert Crumb

“The glass display cases had shown rock-throwers crafted by the Australian aborigines - like giant wooden shoehorns, they'd looked, but smoothed and carved and…

— Eliezer Yudkowsky

I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking: I could well wish courtesy would invent some other custom of entertainment.

— William Shakespeare

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,…

— Dave Barry