Do y’all have enough stun guns for them? (Madaug) Does a bear defecate rurally? What kind of question is that for someone… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
So this Zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if I ever think about God.… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
I once got hit with a taser at a concert and everyone thought I was dancing. Now I have to do that… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Things have been invented because of alcohol. Like the taser, okay? Yeah! The morning after pill, okay? The reach-around. Judge Judy. What… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Read your work out loud. Don't give me that look. Read your work aloud. Don't argue. Don't fight. It will help. I… — Chuck Wendig Copy Share Image
You go into this survival instinct mode, when you feel like your life is in jeopardy. I found myself in the bathroom… — Emma Roberts Copy Share Image
I am the neurological opposite of a psychopath, in that I feel anxious almost all the time. It must be great to… — Jon Ronson Copy Share Image
“Collaborators let down their guards. Successful collaborators still carry a taser.” — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to hold a civil conversation after recalling that one party has used a Taser on the other, so… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
Since killing people is illegal, can I have a Taser just for shits and giggles? -Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I'm a professional at what I do. As a police officer you're a professional at what you're supposed to do. You should… — Michael B. Jordan Copy Share Image
I brought out the most powerful tool I had in my arsenal. "If you resist," I said into Reyes's ear, "I'll be… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
