If men could get pregnant, abortion clinics would be like Starbucks - two on every block and four in every airport. And… — Nasim Pedrad Copy Share Image
The reason for not going out and sinning all you like is the same as the reason for not going out and… — Robert Farrar Capon Copy Share Image
Cults and prophets proclaiming the imminent end of the world have been with us for several millennia, and it has been another… — Daniel Dennett Copy Share Image
There was an exquisitely beautiful conception in my brain when I did this piece of work all alone from midnight until morning… — Gene Stratton-Porter Copy Share Image
The morning after I had my heart bypass, the doctor called and said, Soon you'll be able to have sex. I said,… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I was really crying the morning after the indication. However I am over that now. Nevertheless, I am proud for it to… — Dave Wakeling Copy Share Image
One gets, sensitive about losing mornings after getting a little used to them with living in a country. Each one of these… — Nathaniel Parker Willis Copy Share Image
“He paused at the bedroom door, shut his eyes, took a deep breath, and walked right out like it was any other… — Jane Seville Copy Share Image
It's also time to hold Donald Trump accountable to what he governed on. I thought the next morning after the election, there… — Katrina vanden Heuvel Copy Share Image
“And anyway, never, never apologise the morning after for what your hormones were telling you last night.” — Paul Russell Copy Share Image
Donald Trump happened to be in Scotland on the very day, the morning after the Brexit vote. He's there to open his… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The best thoughts most often come in the morning after waking, while still in bed or while walking. — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
Especially on Broadway, composers and lyricists fretted over their creations, obsessed over every rhyme, every critical chord or interval. The stakes were… — Michael Kosser Copy Share Image
Things have been invented because of alcohol. Like the taser, okay? Yeah! The morning after pill, okay? The reach-around. Judge Judy. What… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
There have been two [career highlights]. Waking up in New York to hear I'd been nominated for Best Actor for a Tony… — Martin Shaw Copy Share Image
It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning… — Molly O'Neill Copy Share Image
Talking about an X-Men Kissing scene I had to lay down there and think of England as one by one they bring… — Hugh Jackman Copy Share Image
We learn geology the morning after the earthquake, on ghastly diagrams of cloven mountains, upheaved plains, and the dry bed of the… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Have you heard about the morning after pill, or what I like to call breakfast in bed. Well have you heard about… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
But I remember the morning after The Mask of Virtue-which is the first play I did at the West End-that some critics… — Vivien Leigh Copy Share Image
I went [to Hobby Lobby] this morning and bought the cutest little wicker basket to hold all my morning-after pills. — Cecily Strong Copy Share Image
For me, it's always a little sad getting out of bed. Every morning after I get up, I always gaze longingly at… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image