Chasing Quote by Jim Gaffigan Download Open image “Playing frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to chasing after a frisbee.” — Jim Gaffigan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Chasing Five Five year olds Five years Frisbee Years
When I have free time, which I wish I had more of, playing frisbee is a great way to get outdoors and have a… — Evan Sharp Copy Share Image
I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When I began to play Frisbee, I would play with my friends and we used to do difficult things. We would stand in front… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
In the game of Frisbee you throw the disk to someone else. The point of Frisbee is perfect communication. The person at the other… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
The more perfectly you can refine the process of Frisbee, the tighter your energy is and the more you become one with the nothingness… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
“the real menace in dealing with a 5-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a 5-year-old.” — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
It is among the ranks of school-age children, those six- to twelve-year-olds who once avidly filled their free moments with childhood play, that the greatest change is evident. In the place of traditional, sometimes ancient childhood games that were still popular a generation ago, in the place of fantasy and make- believe play . . . today's children have substituted… — Marie Winn Copy Share
Stand-up comedy in the end, unlike the rest of the entertainment industry, is a meritocracy. There's a certain level of undeniability you can work… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I think growing up in Indiana prepares anyone for a life in comedy. I do feel like there is a certain kind of self-effacing… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Besides hot pockets keeps introducing new products every 10 minutes so I always have new stuff on the topic. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“The song goes, “Morning has broken,” and I’m pretty sure my children broke it. Like everything else they break, if they did break it,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I am single, I don't drink. It's kind of hard to get a woman buzzed when you don't drink. You'll be like, "Yeah, I'll… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Isn't it strange -- when you're single, all you see is couples, and when you're part of a couple, all you see are hookers. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. And I need the energy if I'm… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“If you complain about how you spend your Saturdays taking your kid to birthday parties, that means you are taking your kid to birthday… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I believe that comedians do what they do, and then they get credit or criticism for doing it. There's nothing planned about this. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
The people who put you down don't have to stop you from chasing your dreams. Stand up, and prove them wrong. — Selena Gomez Copy Share Image
I say I'm chasing dreams but you know I've been running away from, running away from you. — Mike Posner Copy Share Image
If its meant to be, it will be. End of story. Im not chasing you if you're chasing after someone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm chasing my goals, and I haven't been able to make things happen the way I want them to happen. It doesn't feel good,… — Junior dos Santos Copy Share Image
I was kind of like chasing my tail and trying to do the right thing, and was a little bit stupid. Or irresponsible, which… — Robert Downey, Jr Copy Share Image
Instead of being with a person that sincerely cares and wants to be with us, we long for some one who is chasing after… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are always chasing yourself, if you have testing sessions you test it out then but it's also a thing of growing a team. — Guenther Steiner Copy Share Image
