Ideas Quotes by Jim Gaffigan

The idea of being a practicing Catholic, it's - for me, it's like - I need a lot of practice, you know…

— Jim Gaffigan

I love writing stand-up so much and tinkering and looking for ideas.

— Jim Gaffigan

I think I grew up with the idea that God was a punishing being, constructed around rules.

— Jim Gaffigan

My faith kind of keeps me in touch with the idea that I'm not in control of things.

— Jim Gaffigan

The idea of having a large family, I definitely had a romantic notion of it.

— Jim Gaffigan

I wouldn't say that comedy brought me away from it.I think that my idea of faith was another obligation in my life.

— Jim Gaffigan

You're on stage and because stand-up comedy is one of the few meritocracies in the entertainment industry, there's some kind of -…

— Jim Gaffigan

The whole idea of celebrity is flattering - it helps you get into restaurants and stuff - but once you obtain some…

— Jim Gaffigan

How'd we come up with the robe? Was some guy just like, 'Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't we make a…

— Jim Gaffigan

There are some people who know who I am but there are a lot of people that have no idea who I…

— Jim Gaffigan

What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, 'Hey I got an idea: How about we take…

— Jim Gaffigan

I was looking at a bottle of water; they have nutritional facts printed on the side. You know, I'm no chemist, but…

— Jim Gaffigan

I've been doing theaters like the Warner for about a year and we've found the earlier you get the tickets on sale…

— Jim Gaffigan

I liked the idea that my character was not gonna be the typical dumb guy that I play, typically. I also loved…

— Jim Gaffigan

Now the Thanksgiving meal is just so unnecessarily difficult. I mean even mashed potatoes - it's like the most difficult kind of,…

— Jim Gaffigan

Twitter allowed me to talk about parenting in short snippets and find out what I really wanted to say about it, which…

— Jim Gaffigan

Every now and then I'll read a book, I'll be so proud of myself, I'll try and squeeze it into conversation. People…

— Jim Gaffigan

The whole idea of comedy, there is nothing normal about going up on stage to make strangers laugh. But I'm also not…

— Jim Gaffigan

When I'm in touch with the idea that there is a higher power and that there is, you know, other factors at…

— Jim Gaffigan