Cousin Quote by Jim Gaffigan Download Open image ““Cousins are like celebrities for little kids.”” — Jim Gaffigan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cousin
“Do not pay attention to my cousins. Every family needs a couple idiots and we keep them around for entertainment.” — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“The two families really don't like each other, except for all us younger cousins because we don't know any better.” — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
“Now isn't that nice!' said the old lady. 'If cousins are the right kind, they're best of all: kinder than sisters and brothers, and… — Elizabeth Enright Copy Share Image
“I know you’re cousins but you’re like fourth cousins. It’s not necessarily too icky.” ” — R.E. Butler Copy Share Image
“We’re distant cousins. He’s my first cousin, but he’s 5,000 miles away. And he doesn’t talk much.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“In my time first cousins did not meet like strangers. But we are learning modesty from the Americans, and old English ways are too… — Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu Copy Share Image
“They like him better when he was the poor cousin that they can feel good for taking notice. I tell him that politician do… — Marlon James Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy in the end, unlike the rest of the entertainment industry, is a meritocracy. There's a certain level of undeniability you can work… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I think growing up in Indiana prepares anyone for a life in comedy. I do feel like there is a certain kind of self-effacing… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Besides hot pockets keeps introducing new products every 10 minutes so I always have new stuff on the topic. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“The song goes, “Morning has broken,” and I’m pretty sure my children broke it. Like everything else they break, if they did break it,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I am single, I don't drink. It's kind of hard to get a woman buzzed when you don't drink. You'll be like, "Yeah, I'll… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Isn't it strange -- when you're single, all you see is couples, and when you're part of a couple, all you see are hookers. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. And I need the energy if I'm… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“If you complain about how you spend your Saturdays taking your kid to birthday parties, that means you are taking your kid to birthday… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I believe that comedians do what they do, and then they get credit or criticism for doing it. There's nothing planned about this. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“Being a parent is a selfless adventure. The worldview of “Take care of yourself first” is no longer logical to a sane person if… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I love a lot of things, a whole lot of things / Like / My cousin comes to visit and you know he's from… — Eloise Greenfield Copy Share Image
Memoirs are going to be problematic sells for a while, though, because even if memoir means "based in memory," right now, in the collective… — Debra Monroe Copy Share Image
Going where no man has gone before is more difficult than it sounds. Our cousins and ancestors were no less curious than we are,… — N.D. Wilson Copy Share Image
If astronomy teaches anything, it teaches that man is but a detail in the evolution of the universe, and the resemblant though diverse details… — Percival Lowell Copy Share Image
“The platonic love I feel for my cousin, made me write this diary ...” Leione” — Pet Torres Copy Share Image
As long as I sit at Henry Clay's desk, I will remember his lifelong desire to forge agreement, but I will also keep close… — Rand Paul Copy Share Image
“I know you’re cousins but you’re like fourth cousins. It’s not necessarily too icky.” ” — R.E. Butler Copy Share Image
My dear young cousin, if there's one thing I've learned over the eons, it's that you can't give up on your family, no matter… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Everybody I've ever met was destroyed by a member of the opposite sex early on and that damage you took into every relationship after… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I was fifteen, or sixteen. I was in high school. I was spending a summer in California with my second cousins. And I wanted… — Steven Spielberg Copy Share Image
“We agree that it is too late to think of visiting Cousin Ellen today – in fact if we do not hurry home we… — D.E. Stevenson Copy Share Image
