Family Quotes by Jim Gaffigan

I come from a very big family... nine parents.

— Jim Gaffigan

The idea of having a large family, I definitely had a romantic notion of it.

— Jim Gaffigan

I was raised in a family where my father was the first one to go to college.

— Jim Gaffigan

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.

— Jim Gaffigan

I grew up in a Catholic family in the Midwest. And I knew people of different faiths and people that were atheists…

— Jim Gaffigan

If you're a guy over 30 by yourself in the hotel pool, you automatically look like a murderer who's just relaxing after…

— Jim Gaffigan

“I loved my father. Most people did. He did try his best. He did provide for his family. He taught me many…

— Jim Gaffigan

“I don't want you to think I don't love my extended family. I do. I just don't want to be around them.…

— Jim Gaffigan

People get burned out in big families, you can even see it in the naming of children. Like the first kid, "You…

— Jim Gaffigan

Most of my material is , it doesn't necessarily involve a lot of editing. So even the show with the World Meeting…

— Jim Gaffigan

I went to a Catholic University and there's something about being a Catholic-American. You know, St. Patrick's Day is, I'm Irish-Catholic. There's…

— Jim Gaffigan

I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call "indoorsy"... My wife always brings up, "Camping's…

— Jim Gaffigan

I didn't think that it's something that would happen. I didn't think I would be in the position, emotionally or financially, to…

— Jim Gaffigan

I didn't realize how much of a Hoosier or a Midwesterner I was until I moved to New York. It's weird -…

— Jim Gaffigan

“As a dad, you are Vice President. You are part of the Executive Branch of the family, but you are the partner…

— Jim Gaffigan

No matter how you feel about your extended family or family gatherings you will be attending. This is because now the ultimate…

— Jim Gaffigan

I'm the youngest, too. When you're the youngest of a big family, people are like, "You're the baby, you're spoiled!" The fact…

— Jim Gaffigan

“Every year after Jeannie has her annual baby, I receive congratulations from friends and family. There’s always one person who says, “Oh,…

— Jim Gaffigan