Be my valentine Quote by Jim Gaffigan Download Open image “Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.” — Jim Gaffigan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Be my valentine Cute valentines day Family February Funny valentine Happiness Happy valentines day January Love St valentine Valentine Valentine 's day Valentines day Wells Would be
It was February sixth: eight days until Valentine's Day. I was dateless, as usual, deep in the vice grip of unrequited love. It was… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
“February is pitiless, and it is boring. That parade of red numerals on its page adds up to zero: birthdays of politicians, a holiday reserved for rodents, what kind of celebrations are those? The only bubble in the flat champagne of February is Valentine’s Day. It was no accident that our ancestors pinned Valentine’s Day on February’s shirt: he or… — Tom Robbins Copy Share
January is the best time of year for gym owners. You all come. It's great! And then, by Valentine's Day, you're not coming in… — David Kirsch Copy Share Image
When I was young, we didn't celebrate February 14. For us, Valentine's Day meant Saraswati Puja. And just a single day in a year… — Prosenjit Chatterjee Copy Share Image
There shouldn't be any day like Valentine's Day.Because for lovers every day is a Valentine's day and for singles it really doesn't matter! — Bibeka Copy Share Image
January has only one thing to be said for it: it is followed by February. Nothing so well becomes its passing. — Katharine Tynan Copy Share Image
Be it Valentine's Day, Father's Day or Mother's Day, I feel all days are reminders of some feelings. February 14 doesn't hold any special… — Randeep Hooda Copy Share Image
I think Valentine's Day is one of those holidays like New Year's where people develop such high expectations that even if it's a decent… — Brett Young Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy in the end, unlike the rest of the entertainment industry, is a meritocracy. There's a certain level of undeniability you can work… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I think growing up in Indiana prepares anyone for a life in comedy. I do feel like there is a certain kind of self-effacing… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Besides hot pockets keeps introducing new products every 10 minutes so I always have new stuff on the topic. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“The song goes, “Morning has broken,” and I’m pretty sure my children broke it. Like everything else they break, if they did break it,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I am single, I don't drink. It's kind of hard to get a woman buzzed when you don't drink. You'll be like, "Yeah, I'll… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Isn't it strange -- when you're single, all you see is couples, and when you're part of a couple, all you see are hookers. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. And I need the energy if I'm… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“If you complain about how you spend your Saturdays taking your kid to birthday parties, that means you are taking your kid to birthday parties. If you complain about how hard it is to get your kid to read, it means you are trying to get your kid to read. If you are complaining about your kid not helping around… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share
I believe that comedians do what they do, and then they get credit or criticism for doing it. There's nothing planned about this. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when… — Elizabeth Barrett Browning Copy Share Image
I love thee - I love thee, 'Tis all that I can say, It is my vision in the night, My dreaming in the… — Thomas Hood Copy Share Image
Must, bid the Morn awake! Sad Winter now declines, Each bird doth choose a mate; This day's Saint Valentine's. For that good bishop's sake… — Michael Drayton Copy Share Image
Time is: Too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear. — Henry Van Dyke Copy Share Image
Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. -Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, “You are blessed doublee if you are in love” - honeya “Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. — Albert Einstein Copy Share
“When I ask you to be my valentine, I’m not asking you to love me. I’m simply asking you to accept tokens of my… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. — George Edward Moore Copy Share Image
Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
