Funny valentine Quotes

Better to have loved and lost than to live with regret.

— Big Pun

At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

— Joan Rivers

Somebody, my daughter or my wife, gave me a music box for Christmas. It plays "My Funny Valentine" on celeste, you know?…

— Miles Davis

Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more.

— Catullus

On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that…

— Dave Barry

Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.

— Jay Leno

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky

— Rumi

No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.

— Joyce Brothers

You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic.

— Richard E. Besser

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.

— Jim Gaffigan

We sent out 3,000 Valentines to the ladies, asking them to be my voter.

— Terry Dill