Comedy Quote by Jim Gaffigan

“And then, little by little, the reality of what I had just done sank in: I had just killed my boyfriend’s dad!”

— Meg Cabot

“I felt like killing my father, but I didn’t want him to die.”

— Ottessa Moshfegh

“Every one of Dad’s colleagues would eventually commit suicide, most by gunshot to the head, and every woman in their circle except for my…

— Tim Gunn

“If my dad has to commit murder to get him there, he'll do it.”

— Stephenie Meyer

“Why would Dad call you? I mean, you have to admit that he would have been better off calling the local prison and asking…

— Krista Alasti

“I don't know if I killed my dad or not.”

— Jeanne Willis

“I wanted dad’s life to be seen in that perspective, not the closeup, not the man children feared and who later drank himself to…

— Karl Ove Knausgård

“Parents of murdered children have it worst, and to me the fathers have it even worse than the mothers because they are taught to…

— William Landay

“You're the type of guy who always snaps at some point and becomes a mass murderer!”

— Daniel Clowes

After all, this is a guy that tried to kill my dad at one time.

— George W. Bush

“My dad once told me that one day I’d meet someone who drives me so crazy I want to strangle her and yet never…

— Ella Frank

There was a lot of tension between my dad and his mother and brothers. Sometimes when I was over there, I remember thinking, "I…

— Scott McClanahan